I have to admit I have never been to the Iowa State Fair before. But, I will definitely be going back. It is any hungry person’s dream. Vendors of more types of food than you could imagine line food row. I did learn one trick. Bring someone with you and share. That way you can try more foods without getting full too quickly.
My first stop was at Elie’s Stable for some sweet potato fries. If I had my choice, I would always choose sweet potato fries over regular. Surprisingly, these weren’t very greasy and the paper boat was not see-through by the time I had found my way to the bottom. The fries came with a maple crème dipping sauce. As if the sweet potato fries weren’t “sweet” enough. This sugary sauce was different, but not something I used for every bite.
I needed another snack so I wanted to find something a little bit different, something I can’t find anywhere else. Of course, the two themes of fair food are fried and on-a-stick. If they can fry it or put it on a stick, they will. For something a little exotic, I tried fried pineapple-on-a-stick. It was still juicy, cool and sweet in the middle with the delicious batter fried coating to top it off. They put a sweet glaze frosting over the top that I didn’t think did much for the appearance, but gave the snack an extra load of sugar.
While in line, I could not help but notice the number of turkey legs that kept passing by me. One woman had a turkey leg in one hand and her 3-month-old baby in the other — both the same size. Then a group of young men walked by, each with a leg in hand. I had to try one. The turkey legs smelled good, but looked intimidating. All were about the size of my arm.
Like a savage, I took a bite and it wasn’t long before I threw my fork down and just started using my hand. That’s acceptable at the fair, right? The smoked turkey leg exceeded my expectations. It was a generous portion of meat, definitely worth the money. It also took the prize for the most napkins used. I made three trips for napkins before my turkey leg was buried in a mountain of greasy paper.
So being at a fair, I figured I had to try a classic: the corn dog. Compared to everything else I was devouring, I didn’t care too much for it. It was average. They were crispy, but a bit burned for my liking, and not as greasy as I was anticipating.
Another popular item I had to try was the fried Twinkies. Now, I don’t normally like Twinkies, but I love fried Twinkies. Judging by the long lines, I’m not the only one. They are sweet, but not too sweet, fluffy and a size that fills you up without sending you into a sugar coma. Next time, I want to try one with chocolate sauce or whipped cream. Mmmmm.
To add to the list of calories I was inhaling, I also tried the cup-of-cookies, a beef po-boy sandwich, a Polish sausage and scoped out the pork-chop-on-a-stick. All were great and filling and worth trying. Going into this challenge, I thought all the fried food would make me feel sick. But actually, it was not that bad. Plus, outrageous food is just part of the fun of the fair.
— BRITT
THE BILL
Sweet Potato Fries, $3
Fried pineapple, $4
Turkey leg, $8
Corn dog, $4
Fried Twinkie, $4
Cup-of-cookies, $4
Po-boy sandwich, $7
Polish sausage, $4
Pork chop-on-a-stick, $6
Admission, $10
Parking, $10




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